Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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