There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
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you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
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I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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