When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
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I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
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I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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