drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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