I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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