O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Randomize
