We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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