I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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