He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
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Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
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one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
i need some magic done to my vagina
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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