those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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