We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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