Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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