And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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