Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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