so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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