Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
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Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
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Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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