Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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