I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
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