what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
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He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
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Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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