i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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