I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
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just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
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We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.