I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?