I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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