Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Randomize