Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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