Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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