We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
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Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
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He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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