Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
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I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
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Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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