office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Randomize
