how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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