I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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