I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
no more duck duck goose at the bar
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Randomize
