Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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