I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
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We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
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Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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