we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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