I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
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she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
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The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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