Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
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i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
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Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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