you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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