This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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