Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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