I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
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Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
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You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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