There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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