i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
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I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
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I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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