Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
BRING THE BAGELS
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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