My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
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It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
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And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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