I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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