Why are handjobs necessary in class?
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Fuck appropriateness.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
