he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
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bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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