Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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