we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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