So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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