obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
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Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
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You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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