PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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