im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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