God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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