fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
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