how do flat chested girls get laid?
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
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I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
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His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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