My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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