I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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