5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
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I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
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I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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