thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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